Why lupus is more common in people of Asian and African descent | Booster Shots | Los Angeles Times

Why lupus is more common in people of Asian and African descent | Booster Shots | Los Angeles Times

Lemme see...Lupus or Malaria...Lupus or Malaria...I'd take flippin' Malaria thank you very much!!! I've had that too many times to think it as deadly as Lupus! Tcha! Idjits!

Phil Says Head Designs

The rhinestones, yes. The rest? Not so much.
Phil Says Head Designs

Model Agent Paul Rowland Wouldn’t Mind Casting an Androgynous Basketball Player -- The Cut

Model Agent Paul Rowland Wouldn’t Mind Casting an Androgynous Basketball Player -- The Cut

She's...beautiful...he's beautiful...either way...beautiful and so...interesting...this is what fashion and modelling should be like...a work of art...and the atheist rejects the existence of God...He is wonderful...

Lenny Henry and Dawn French split - Yahoo! News UK

Lenny Henry and Dawn French split - Yahoo! News UK

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicollette Sheridan sues producer of 'Housewives' - Yahoo! News

Nicollette Sheridan sues producer of 'Housewives' - Yahoo! News

WTF??? He hit her???

Familiarity breeds...

Seriously, I don't want to know when a celebrity's taking a shit at the precise moment he/she is taking it. Truth be told, I don't want to know that the celebrity does a number 2 at all except if captured by a paparazzo's lens. Seriously. I don't want them to be human or "just fucking like me" no. There's a reason why I'm paying to see you either on the cinema screen or in a fucking concert. Seriously. Get off fucking twitter and delete your FB/myspace account. Seriously.

How odd is it to wank off to a fucking photo of you at night and retweet your shit the following morning? This is why there's a proliferation of stalkers. How DARE you make yourself available???? How DARE you flirt with my fantasies? No, you canNOT eat your cake and have it. You canNOT be accessible and live in an ivory tower. Rapunzel did not fucking throw her god damned hair down but still have an escalator in the fucking tower for accessibility. Seriously. I don't want to know whether you're lonely or not. Not my business. I want to read all the goss about you in the sleaze ball magazines. Not poke you on fucking facebook. Seriously. Fuck off my miserable life and stick to my fucking daydreams. Just sayin'.

The sexiest man alive bar f*ing none

He is fair skinned, he is short, he's got a damned perm, he'd probably share my make up bag and heels, his is the only falsetto I'll listen to, so he checks all the wrong boxes (EVERY SINGLE DAMNED ONE) but he is 5 foot 2 full of pure sexiness and I dare anyone to tell me otherwise

Celebrating 4

SO I'll make an exception here...don't do fair skinned men. No. But he's just raw sex appeal...




Ummm...



Some things should be left to the imagination...Lord knows I'd have imagined a heck of a lot more.

Celebrating 3

Now how delicious is this? All he needs to do is

Take

His

Damned

Shirt...







*exhale*

Celebrating 2

Mmm mmm mmm...God help me. What a mouth. A lot of things run through my mind right now but let me first immerse myself in this image. Right...now...*exhale*...moving along before any other accidents occur





Andwele "Dwele" Gardner. FLY. My girl doesn't get it though...well didn't until she.scrolled.up.a.step. Another convert.


LMAOO! I crack myself up!!! Moving along...

Celebrating

So I'm going to put up some fine specimens. Mmmhhhmmm because I can:

Dwight Howard. Good GLORY LORD!
Thank you Lord for keeping me away from sin Lord. Because you KNOW that my marriage hasn't got a chance in hell if I were to ever meet this man. Thank you Jesus. Oh Glory GLORY Lord.

Afterthought

LOL! Looking at my last post but one (or two!) I guess I'm not over my Dwele phase afterall. Pshh. Crack must feel like this.

The day before...

...Easter I'm sitting in front of the tv watching Addams Family values in my track bottoms and a wife beater...bollocks...oh with a thimbleful (read, half a highball glass) of fine single malt...the little one's taking his nap...I WAS going to make sweet and sour pork with some egg fried rice (comfort food since the Mister's working all weekend) but I can't be bothered since i'll be eating it alone...no. I lie. I've misplaced my flipping bank card, and God knows where the Mister flung his. So all I've got on me is 10 quid. Not throwing that on no sodding sweet and sour until they've sent my flipping card. Or his. GAH!

Councillor voted out for playing Facebook game Farmville in meetings - Telegraph

Councillor voted out for playing Facebook game Farmville in meetings - TelegraphLMAO!!!!!! Bint!

Dwele “What’s Not To Love” MP3 | Suite903

Dwele “What’s Not To Love” MP3 | Suite903

This song...it's nice I guess...no really..it doesn't have that thing that would make me put it on constant replay...smooth lyrics...like a summer breeze...but..almost trite...only almost. But I'm not discouraged because I've discovered that popular songs of Dwele's really aren't that popular with me...so I'm waiting for the album...which brings me to the Album "W.ants W.orld W.omen" W.W.W. The title...what does that mean? Is it like a rallying "Calling all women!!!" Or is it "for women only" type album...or what? Curiouser and curiouser. Nice. A bit clunky, but nice. Read off his FB wall (yes I've activated the page) that he was thinking of "G Spot". Oh. God. No. How cliche is that? Done to death. "D Spot" is only a smidgen less trite. Thank God he chucked it.

...I just wish he'd sing more about the other side you know? I understand that people play to their strengths and all that and his voice was made to love... for love...but...one cannot ignore pain...pain of rejection, pain of dark cloudy depression, pain of suicide, pain of grinding loss...Now because I know that pain, I'd like to know someone can put it into words you know? You know...when the penny drops and you think "My GOD! He knows!!!!"...

Nyeh...most people don't, which probably a blessing. It's just amazing how Dwele does it. You know the guy's simply talking about cheating (no not the song "I'm Cheating"! I mean "If you want to") and you know in your head it's wrong, but hell! The guy isn't even singing to me and I'm ready to drop my knickers and say "Take me now" in a tremble! Like DAMN! Because it's more about what's not said than what is....aaaahhhh Dwele! Our Marvin Gaye!

Chrysalis...

I'm over my "Dwele" phase of life...I think actually meeting him did it...I guess I expected more...I should have asked but I was tongue-tied. How does one sing about "Love Ultra" (still my song du jour) but not about the other side? The pain? The raw pain that I feel almost every day? I connect with the lyrics...it's beautiful...but each time I think about the pain? It becomes...well..trite.

Census Apologizes for 'Negro' Line - US News and World Report

Census Apologizes for 'Negro' Line - US News and World Report

Black people need to make up their damned minds. This is why we are never taken seriously. Okay, no "Nigger" that's fine. I understand that...well...not really...because we still call each other "NIgger". So no. I don't get that. No black...huh? Why not??? Are you white??? No seriously. I'm not white, I'm black. I'm still trying to understand what is wrong with that. Coloured? Now that's idiotic. The tag "coloured" is a joke. Worse joke: You don't want to be called "Coloured" but you won't mind being called "People of colour" SMDH. "Nuff said.

African American???? What a hoot!!! What the HELL do you know about Africa? What the HELL do you know about being African??? Please! There's nothing African about you so please restrict yourselves to "Black American" as the British respectfully refer to themselves as "Black British". You do not know what it is to be African. You do not know what it is to be me.