Okay...let's get this over with...Death to Amber Rose.

Amber rose???? Somebody shoot me now. Are you shitting me??? Okay this is what it is. I'm not about to get up and try to fill Alexander McQueen's shoes (God rest his soul) so what the hell is this chic doing???? She needs to fall back and let people who have it, as well as those who have, over the years been able to acquire it, do their thing. What on EARTH is this????



Oh Lord!!! This heiffer needs to stop. I'm 80% pissed off (Ms Jones would be insulted) and 20% pissing myself with laughter. What is this???? I can practically see the fangs in Ms Jones shot. And she hasn't got any! The power of the pose and the look on her face! And then Amber goes and defiles it by looking like she's taking it up the chocolate highway. Someone needs to shoot this chic. Or me. As someone else said, I wonder what she'll do when leggings go out of fashion. She seems to find it fashionable constantly showing off her camel toe. She shaves her head, dyes it blond, slips on some wayfarers and calls her style edgy???? Seriously, someone needs to end my misery and SHOOT ME NOW!!!! Next photo:



As anyone can see, Ms Jones eyes are feral. Amber's are dead. It's not just the pose Miss Missy. It's the eyes. It's the tilt of the face. It's the curl of the mouth. Some have it, some don't. You? Don't. Nuff sed. Last photos:




What. The. Fuck. Ambers tits and bum get in the way. This woman is nowhere NEAR as lithe as Ms Jones is. NOWHERE. Heck even The Mister noticed it! She's nowhere near as graceful as Ms Jones is. Ms Jones "Island Life" cover reminds me of the numerous African figurines that my father used to collect. Beautiful carvings of polished mahogany. That's what it looks like. And the Amber comes and mucks it up. That body (Amber's) is good for nothing more or less than fucking. Hard. And raw. Period. Period.

Well, they say any publicity is good publicity right? RIGHT???? She needs to get back to stripping, and shaking her ass in Kanye's face. And leave well alone. Seriously.




p.s.
Linda Are you serious?????? FAIL. Pathetic more like.