Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Why lupus is more common in people of Asian and African descent | Booster Shots | Los Angeles Times

Why lupus is more common in people of Asian and African descent | Booster Shots | Los Angeles Times

Lemme see...Lupus or Malaria...Lupus or Malaria...I'd take flippin' Malaria thank you very much!!! I've had that too many times to think it as deadly as Lupus! Tcha! Idjits!

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Phil Says Head Designs


The rhinestones, yes. The rest? Not so much.
Phil Says Head Designs

Model Agent Paul Rowland Wouldn’t Mind Casting an Androgynous Basketball Player -- The Cut


Model Agent Paul Rowland Wouldn’t Mind Casting an Androgynous Basketball Player -- The Cut

She's...beautiful...he's beautiful...either way...beautiful and so...interesting...this is what fashion and modelling should be like...a work of art...and the atheist rejects the existence of God...He is wonderful...

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Nicollette Sheridan sues producer of 'Housewives' - Yahoo! News


Nicollette Sheridan sues producer of 'Housewives' - Yahoo! News

WTF??? He hit her???

Familiarity breeds...

Seriously, I don't want to know when a celebrity's taking a shit at the precise moment he/she is taking it. Truth be told, I don't want to know that the celebrity does a number 2 at all except if captured by a paparazzo's lens. Seriously. I don't want them to be human or "just fucking like me" no. There's a reason why I'm paying to see you either on the cinema screen or in a fucking concert. Seriously. Get off fucking twitter and delete your FB/myspace account. Seriously.

How odd is it to wank off to a fucking photo of you at night and retweet your shit the following morning? This is why there's a proliferation of stalkers. How DARE you make yourself available???? How DARE you flirt with my fantasies? No, you canNOT eat your cake and have it. You canNOT be accessible and live in an ivory tower. Rapunzel did not fucking throw her god damned hair down but still have an escalator in the fucking tower for accessibility. Seriously. I don't want to know whether you're lonely or not. Not my business. I want to read all the goss about you in the sleaze ball magazines. Not poke you on fucking facebook. Seriously. Fuck off my miserable life and stick to my fucking daydreams. Just sayin'.

Monday, 5 April 2010

The sexiest man alive bar f*ing none

He is fair skinned, he is short, he's got a damned perm, he'd probably share my make up bag and heels, his is the only falsetto I'll listen to, so he checks all the wrong boxes (EVERY SINGLE DAMNED ONE) but he is 5 foot 2 full of pure sexiness and I dare anyone to tell me otherwise